Heinz Skunk quoted Moving Pictures by Terry Pratchett (Discworld, part 10)
A zany bunch of futuristic actors--Victor, the eternal student; Ginger, the milkmaid; Dibbler, the sausage …
The Alchemists' Guildhall was new. It was always new. It had been explosively demolished and rebuilt four times in the last two years, on the last occasion without a lecture and demonstration room in the hope that this might be a helpful move.
— Moving Pictures by Terry Pratchett (Discworld, part 10) (Page 21)